“How many children do you have?” I asked him as he handed me my second double raki. My Turkish, usually sluggish and stumbling was clicking this morning. When I am excited, as I was about this camel wrestling tournament, I didn’t bother to think, I only spoke.
Fatih was short and stocky with a forward facing newsies cap and the kind of smile that only comes from drinking in the morning. As I walked by, I had wished him a happy holiday and he had responded by offering me a drink and a meal. The camel sausage he gave me wasn’t tough and chewy, as I guessed it would be, instead it was spiced and juicy like a bratwurst. The raki helped it down, at least better than the turnip juice Fatih’s brother was drinking.
“I only have one son. He’s young and small.” I understood him somehow, and it was probably the most complicated Turkish sentence I had comprehended in three months. Until his next one. “But it is no problem, he is small, but has a cock like a mule and balls the size of a camel’s.” He stuck his arm into the air and cupped his other hand under his elbow, just to make sure I had the full picture.
Sometimes, the Gods of Travel give you a moment so strange and surreal that you hardly believe it, even as it goes on around you. After the few morning glasses of raki, my sudden ability to understand Turkish, and the two hundred camels decorated like bollywood dancers, this was becoming one of them.
The morning had started off normal enough. Taylor, her parents and myself left the hotel in Kusadasi early to make the three hour drive to see the ruins of Aphrodisias. About a half hour into the drive, with no signs of civilization, except for a few abandoned buildings, we see two fabulously dressed camels strutting down the road. Maybe a kilometer further, there are two more in the back of a flatbed truck. After our guide, Tamer, leaned out the window to talk with the truck driver, he popped back in with his signature grin, he couldn’t have caught me more off-guard with his question:
“So, would you like to see some camel wrestling?”
As we followed the camel truck, which would later be cleaned of its shit-piles and used as seating, we pulled off the pavement and onto a dirt road; a town rose out of the dust. Though this town was only a few square blocks, it had seen more camels in one day than all the ashtrays in all of Turkey. Each one was dressed like it was going to an Indian wedding. Bridles, saddles, blankets and ornaments of shells and beads covered the animals in bright greens, blues, reds and yellows. Some had their names sewn on silk blankets that hung over their ass end. One had been bought from, what I can only imagine is a camel dealer, in Iran for $110,000 and trotted around the town with blue and green crocheted over nearly every inch of it like a clown’s custom-made fishnet stocking.
Our van may have passed through the town quickly, but there was no passing the caravan of camels trudging along the road that led to the dusty field of sand where the event would take place. It wasn’t until we arrived at the field, where the security fence separating man from beast was made up of construction cones and caution tape, where the front row was made of pickup trucks and tractors and flatbeds were used behind them to create stadium seating, that I realized I had forgotten to ask one very important question. Amidst all the exoticism and allure of the idea of camel wrestling, I still wasn’t sure…
How, exactly, does camel wrestling work?
Camel wrestling takes place during the mating season of the camels, late November and December of every year. Originally it is from Saudi Arabia, but can be seen in small towns on the Aegean coast of Turkey, near Izmir, every year as well. The tradition began with nomadic tribes, probably beginning with the words: “I bet my camel can beat up your camel.” See, this is not a man versus beast activity, but pure camel on camel action. And, since the first time two men let their camels push each other around with their necks the sport has evolved into…. Well, no, it hasn’t really evolved. Its still two big, dumb slow and clumsy animals trying to knock one another over with their front legs and necks.
Camel wrestling could be described as the NASCAR of the Aegean Coast: It takes place away from civilization, with more fanfare and spectacle in the build up than in the action and is mostly used as an excuse for backwoods boys to have a few drinks before noon.
The matches are judged to determine a winner, which sometimes may simply be the animal who doesn’t run away. They matches end after ten minutes, after an animal shows an unwillingness to fight, or a camel has his head pinned to the ground by his opponent. Prior to the fight, females are paraded by the athletes, to get them hard in the harness and foaming at the mouth for either a mate, or an ass to kick. Sometimes a camel can fight up to ten times in a day and may receive up to $25,000 for winning the day’s tournament. On this day, though, the victor won only $2,000 and a carpet. All proceeds for this event were going to charity. Every scarf or sausage sold, every ten lira ticket was going to build a new school for this tiny town on a dirt road in the middle of Nowhere, Turkey.
Camel wrestling may be strange, it may be slow, but, its also a hell of a lot of fun. As the only tourists, and probably the only out-of-towners at the event, we had a front row seat to the kind of cultural event most people never get the chance, or take the chance to see. With the morning raki, the camel sausage, the musicians and the families lining the field, this was one hundred percent rural Turkey and I am glad I got to see it.

